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However, my wife and I believe we have paid enough. We are very impressed with a provision in the Bailout Bill that allows the government to arbitrarily change the principal balances of existing mortgage contracts. For example, if the outstanding balance on a particular mortgage is $300,000, the government now has the authority to step in and declare, "No, the new balance is actually $100,000." Even though a binding, legal contract was signed, even though the lending institution gave the borrower $300,000 to purchase a home, only $100,000 needs to be repaid. Is this a great country, or what? Taking our cue from the politicians in Washington, we have arbitrarily decided that as of this moment our mortgage balance with you is exactly zero. From this point forward we will not be sending you any more monthly payments.
We suspect you will not be very pleased with our decision. You might be inclined to protest, insisting that a deal is a deal and a contract is a contract. Trust me, a few weeks ago we would have agreed with you wholeheartedly. But that was before the Bailout Bill was passed. That was before Congress made it clear that our new national policy is: behave irresponsibly and we'll fix it; ignore your promises and we'll cover you.
You have to admit, up until now my wife and I have been model customers. We have sent you our mortgage payment on time every single month for 22 straight years. (Well, except for that one time a few years ago when my wife asked me to put our payment in the mail, but somehow I shoved it in my briefcase with a bunch of other paperwork from my office and a copy of "Sports Illustrated." I must say, your late-payment notices are rather nastily worded.)