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Our favorite Super Tuesday song: Called, appropriately enough "Super Tuesday" by Hearts of Palm ("McCain is really old, so this is his last chance.")
Our favorite voters guide: http://www.votehelp.org/ (It's like a CosmoGirl! Quiz if CosmoGirl! quizzed you about civil liberties.)
Our favorite Super Tuesday T-shirts: Is it legal to wear these to the polls?
Our favorite Super Tuesday Number-Crunching Nerd: It's a tough fight between the candidates, but Rich Tehrani calls the winner... of the most Web traffic.
I should go on the record and mention that I didn't actually "crunch" any numbers for this blog post... I merely reported. But there is a nice ring to the moniker so I will take it.