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I have been subscribing to this list since what seems like forever. 1995 perhaps?

Here is today’s list which is one of the better ones. I recommend subscribing and I pay for it. I believe there is a free option as well.

                          June 29, 2005


              The Top 16 Euphemisms for Wasting Time


16> Tidying up the toddler's room

15> Configuring the spam blocker

14> Sorting Jell-O

13> Disinfecting the bordello

12> Waiting in the free beer line

11> Majoring in science at Kansas State

10> Reassuring voters about Iraq

 9> Rehabbing Whitney

 8> Pole-dancing for the priests

 7> Indicting the celebrity

 6> Painting flames on the Vespa

 5> Shampooing the toupee

 4> Heading the Democratic National Committee

 3> Compiling data on the utility of co-managed project workflow
    vis-a-vis transitioning material from a pre-final phase into
    an infra-final... is he gone yet?

 2> Tutoring Paris


 and Topfive.com's Number 1 Euphemism for Wasting Time...


 1> Censored -- This blog is now Rated G.



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