Jack Bauer arrested for DUI

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Jack Bauer arrested for DUI

Jack Bauer DUI?Jack Bauer (aka Kiefer Sutherland) was arrested on a DUI charge earlier this morning in Los Angeles after the police noticed he made an illegal U-turn. He tested over the state's legal blood alcohol limit of .08 percent. C'mon California police, don't you know Jack Bauer is still getting over his drug addiction problem from 24's Season 3 where he went deep undercover and had to use drugs? Cut him some slack, will ya?

Besides, this season Jack moves to New York City, so perhaps he was simply "role playing" as an alcoholic since he will be so far away from his daughter Kim Bauer. Not to mention the stress of saving millions of Americans' lives over the past 6 years. So he threw down a few brewskies, so what?

0.08 percent? Bah! At 0.8 percent, using a simple hand gun, Jack can shoot a gun out of a terrorist's hand 500 yards away without a laser sight. At 0.8 percent blood alcohol level Jack can still stay wide awake for 24 hours and never use the restroom (no matter how many beers he drank.)

As Neal Boortz wrote in his Jack Bauer truths, Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. Heck, Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. If Jack really wanted to get away, he could have used his perfect mobile phone device's self-destruct mechanism to disable the police cruiser. Like Neal said, Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away. So perhaps the illegal U-turn Jack made was all part of his master plan to get arrested, get kicked out of CTU, become a rogue agent, and go deep undercover with some terrorist group. Oh wait, that was Season 3.

(note: this post is in jest. I do realize the seriousness of drunk driving and the impact it has on people's lives)

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