Part of the message reads:
A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
BAD_SYSTEM_CONFIG_INFO or BAD_FOR_YOUR_DIGESTIVE_SYSTEM?
Yeah, well, it may be bad for me, but I want my quarter pounder with fries and I want them now. This is fast food damn it, and I can't wait 10 minutes for the computer to reboot. Can I sue for claiming to be "fast food" when they're making me wait? Hey, if some lady can get $640,000 for spilling coffee which is 'expected' to be hot, then surely I can sue for not receiving my fast food in a time fashion - which is 'not expected'.
My state's (Connecticut) Attorney General, Richard Blumenthal is going to hear about this! Oh wait, a minute, he's got problems of his own.
Damn it! This is enough to make me want to go to Burger King -- if their fries didn't suck so bad.