Investment Alternatives

April 23, 2008

I received this e-mail just today. It made me laugh, because it's utterly true:

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock a few years ago, you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of your original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.

TES

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