If you own a cell phone, each time you pay your bill, you're paying a three percent tax for the war effort. Sounds like a topic that could get political? It's not...because the war you're paying to support is the Spanish American War, which happened in 1898.

http://www.newsnet5.com/money/6180216/detail.html

Talk about elderly war veterans.

Now, what I want to know is, what are we doing for those old boys laid up after the Battle of Bunker Hill? They deserve a little support, too.

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