I had the privileged and opportunity last night to sit in on the taping of the
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, the "fake news" program aired on
Comedy Central. I had never before been to the taping of a television program and I
jumped at the opportunity when a friend of mine offered me VIP tickets,
especially to one of the few programs I watch on a semi frequent
basis. However, while I'm glad I had this opportunity, I can safely
say I won't be doing it again.
Personally, it was a little bit
of a let down. The whole process of getting in wasn't worth the payoff
(basically 30 minutes of rushed entertainment), even at "VIP" status.
I arrived at the studio located in Manhattan/Hell's Kitchen on 11th ave
between 51st and 52nd streets about a half hour prior to the suggested
4:15 pm. I hung around in the smaller of the 3 lines outside while
security guards with unzipped flies explained the rules of the studio.
No food, no drink, no gum, no bathroom breaks, no standing, no
heckling, no talking, no phones, no cameras, no inappropriate
questions, etc. Basically, you're a prop, and they make sure they
treat you as one.
At about 4:30 they ushered us through security
which was as tight, if not tighter than some of the airport security
stations I've been through recently. I think I removed everything
except my shoes. After waiting in the very dim and dreary waiting area
for a good half hour, we were ushered to our seats inside the studio by
three of the most unlikely and inept interns I've ever dealt with.
This is where I found out that "VIP" status basically means you're the
first wave in. That's about it. They don't make sure you get the good
seats that aren't obstructed by camera men, you don't get a soda and a
bag of pretzels, you don't shake hands with Jon Stewart, you basically
just get in the studio ahead of the other people in the waiting area
and get ushered to the far end of the studio.
Once inside we
waited. And we waited. And we waited. We sat there, staring at those
same three interns and the set (which was a lot smaller than I thought
it would be) until about 6:20 pm. Between the four of us in my group,
we had two
iPhones and two
BlackBerry
Storms powered down in our pockets and we were all going through some
serious withdrawal at this point. Meanwhile some unseen sound
engineer blared pop/rock music from speakers above. I do mean blared
too, it was hard to talk to the person next to you.
Finally the warm-up comic,
Paul Mecurio,
came out, and he might just have been the most entertaining part of the
evening. It might just have been that I was dying for some kind of
entertainment or stimulation by that point, but he definately came to
the rescue. He picked on the audience a little while and tried to get
us involved. Halfway through the routine he had the fortune of finding
a mature lesibian couple in the audience who had met in jail and had
been together for 28 years. I'm big on not judging lifestyles, but
needless to say that's a lot of ammunition for a comic.
Immediately
following that, Jon Stewart came out and did a short Q &A with us
which was mildly entertaining. I blame the audience for that though.
It was clear that some of the questions that were asked were practiced
and tested prior to the show by people who really struggle at being
entertaining. Jon did the best he could with what he was given. Jon
Stewart calls on you for a question and you ask, "Pirates or Ninjas?"
First of all, everyone knows the answer to that. Ninjas of course.
Secondly... really? You've got nothing better? The guy is a gold mine
of satirical political information and views, get something good out of
him.
After a few laughs, it was off to the races. The show was
a blur of activity and single takes. I was actually extremely
surprised that there were no screw ups or second takes. I was sure the
taping of a 30 minute program would take and hour or more. The program
was good, Jon was excellent, the guest was eh... boring. Don't get me
wrong,
Jehan Sadat
is an important figure over seas, and she has very important views and
influence regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict, but this was more of
plug for her book than anything else.
And... that was it. Goodnight everyone, get out. Like I said, I'm glad I did
it, but unless there's a guest I'm dying to see speak for 5 minutes,
I'll stick to watching it air on Comedy Central from now on.
Check out the full episode here.