Dennis Goes To The Hoosegow!
Before today's sentencing of up to 25 years in prison for Tyco execs Dennis Kozlowski and Mark Swartz, Dennis Kozlowski's's lawyer pleaded for leniency for his client by pointing out that even though Kozlowski and Swartz fleeced the company blind, it hadn't collapsed like Enron.
"Tyco is not Enron,” Thomas Curran, a former New York City prosecutor who is now a defense lawyer, said. “Tyco is a real company with a real business plan that still employs thousands of people. ... There are no retirees eating cat food because of Dennis Kozlowski.”
Maybe not, but hopefully Kozlowski will be dining on Fancy Feast "turkey giblet dinner" by the time he gets out of prison. Put a piece of parsley on it, Dennis, and pretend it's pâté.
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