Okay, so you’ve decided to switch cell phone providers. Now, how to get out of your current contract without having to pay a hefty termination fee? A Dallas Morning News article Monday offered these techniques (obviously some more practical than others):
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Pretend to die. Probably won’t work for Sprint, Verizon, or Cingular (AT&T); these companies may ask for a death certificate.
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Join the military and get stationed overseas.
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Move to a location where your provider doesn’t offer service. Be ready to provide proof of your new address.
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Spend lots of chat time (at least half your calls) in areas where your service “roams.” (This causes the provider to lose money.)
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Claim that changes to your contract have adversely affected your rates or service. Good luck, though, getting your provider to honor this particular escape clause.
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Use a contract negotiation service like celltradeusa.com or cellswapper.com. Shell out $20 or so and the service signs your contract over to a provider that better suits your needs.
None of these solutions sound like they’ll work for you? Here is another list of possible tricks from consumerist.com. Good luck!
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As you already mentioned: some methods are more
practical than other. Anyway, it's funny! Thx for sharing!