{"id":3440,"date":"2005-06-29T11:41:19","date_gmt":"2005-06-29T11:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/top5-list.html"},"modified":"2005-06-29T11:41:19","modified_gmt":"2005-06-29T11:41:19","slug":"top5-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/top5-list.html","title":{"rendered":"Top5 List"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: \">I have been subscribing to this list since what seems like forever. 1995 perhaps?<\/p>\n<p>Here is today\u2019s list which is one of the better ones. I recommend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.topfive.com\/subscribe.shtml\">subscribing<\/a> and I pay for it. I believe there is a free option as well.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>June 29, 2005<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>The Top 16 Euphemisms for Wasting Time<\/p>\n<p>16&gt; Tidying up the toddler&#8217;s room<\/p>\n<p>15&gt; Configuring the spam blocker<\/p>\n<p>14&gt; Sorting Jell-O<\/p>\n<p>13&gt; Disinfecting the bordello<\/p>\n<p>12&gt; Waiting in the free beer line<\/p>\n<p>11&gt; Majoring in science at <placename w:st=\"on\" \/>Kansas<\/placename \/> State<\/p>\n<p>10&gt; Reassuring voters about Iraq<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>9&gt; Rehabbing Whitney<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>8&gt; Pole-dancing for the priests<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>7&gt; Indicting the celebrity<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>6&gt; Painting flames on the Vespa<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>5&gt; Shampooing the toupee<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>4&gt; Heading the Democratic National Committee<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>3&gt; Compiling data on the utility of co-managed project workflow<br \/><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>vis-a-vis transitioning material from a pre-final phase into<br \/><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>an infra-final&#8230; is he gone yet?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>2&gt; Tutoring Paris<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>and Topfive.com&#8217;s Number 1 Euphemism for Wasting Time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0<\/span>1&gt;\u00a0<em>Censored &#8212;\u00a0This blog is now Rated G.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>[<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/span>The Top 5 List<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><a href=\"www.topfive.com\">www.topfive.com<\/a><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0 <\/span>]<br \/><span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>[<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>Copyright 2005 by Chris White<span style=\"mso-spacerun: yes\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>]<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been subscribing to this list since what seems like forever. 1995 perhaps? Here is today\u2019s list which is one of the better ones. I recommend subscribing and I pay for it. I believe there is a free option as well. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 June 29, 2005 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The Top 16 Euphemisms for Wasting Time 16&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3440"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3440\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}