{"id":3722,"date":"2005-09-23T06:39:23","date_gmt":"2005-09-23T06:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/apprentice-with-martha.html"},"modified":"2005-09-23T06:39:23","modified_gmt":"2005-09-23T06:39:23","slug":"apprentice-with-martha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/apprentice-with-martha.html","title":{"rendered":"Apprentice With Martha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\" size=\"2\"><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: \"Times New Roman\"; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\"><font color=\"#000000\">I had a chance to see a little Donald and Martha Apprentice last night and the comparisons were amazing. Donald\u2019s boardroom is an intimidating place while Martha\u2019s seems a lot more cozy and relaxed. Not only the d\u00e9cor put me at ease but Martha\u2019s demeanor was very pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>My wife wondered if she isnt being especially nice so as to mellow her image. Many people call her the B word (one day I imagine my kids will read my blog). I didn\u2019t get to see Martha fire anyone but hopefully a rerun this weekend will allow me to see the full episode. No TiVo in the Tehrani household yet.<\/p>\n<p>I get the feeling if you are let go from Martha\u2019s show, you will get a warm cookie as a parting gift with a glass of milk. She will let you down more easy than Donald. I am looking forward to seeing both episodes and comparing the different styles. The Martha\/Donald combo really spiced things up and was a pretty smart move.<\/p>\n<p>In other related news, I heard that Donald\u2019s wife is Melania is pregnant. I hope I spelled her name right.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/font><font size=\"2\"><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a chance to see a little Donald and Martha Apprentice last night and the comparisons were amazing. Donald\u2019s boardroom is an intimidating place while Martha\u2019s seems a lot more cozy and relaxed. Not only the d\u00e9cor put me at ease but Martha\u2019s demeanor was very pleasant. My wife wondered if she isnt being<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}