{"id":4836,"date":"2006-10-02T09:45:31","date_gmt":"2006-10-02T09:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/at-the-police-station.html"},"modified":"2006-10-02T09:45:31","modified_gmt":"2006-10-02T09:45:31","slug":"at-the-police-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/voip\/at-the-police-station.html","title":{"rendered":"At the Police Station"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><font color=\"#ff0000\">Old post stuck in e-mail to blog limbo<\/font><\/div>\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>I must have blogged about my wife&#8217;s pink &quot;Barbie&quot; phone from Motorola. Well it turns out that she lost it and thankfully has insurance on it. This of course means in order to get a replacement phone we need a police report. The phone is in my name so here I am at the local police department. The girl behind the desk almost laughed when I told her I was here to report a lost phone &#8211; certainly the concept of CRM is not discussed here too often. <\/p>\n<p>She then told me to have a seat. Well the seat is right by the door so an army of policemen have been passing me by looking at me suspiciously &#8211; like why is this geek typing on his phone? Did he break a grammar law or something? <\/p>\n<p>Anyway while I love what policemen do to keep us safe but I would rather thank them with a donation to some police charity and go home and spend time with my family. It is a holiday weekend and this place is getting pretty lonely. I think I would even prefer shopping to this torture. Can&#8217;t they have a website for this?<\/p>\n<p><em>Blogged via wireless handheld<\/em><!--CTYPE HTML PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 3.2\/\/E--><font size=\"2\"><br \/><\/font><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old post stuck in e-mail to blog limbo &nbsp; I must have blogged about my wife&#8217;s pink &quot;Barbie&quot; phone from Motorola. Well it turns out that she lost it and thankfully has insurance on it. This of course means in order to get a replacement phone we need a police report. The phone is in<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[191],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}