{"id":6163,"date":"2007-12-10T17:47:25","date_gmt":"2007-12-10T17:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/e-commerce\/egads-ive-been-elfed.html"},"modified":"2007-12-10T17:47:25","modified_gmt":"2007-12-10T17:47:25","slug":"egads-ive-been-elfed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/personal\/egads-ive-been-elfed.html","title":{"rendered":"Egads I\u2019ve been Elfed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\"><img decoding=\"async\" hspace=\"3\" align=\"left\" vspace=\"3\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/uploads\/rich-tehrani-elfed.jpg\" \/>I have really stayed away from the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elfyourself.com\/\">elfing<\/a> phenomenon this last year. Somohow though recently I am a changed man and in the past few weeks I did start elfing everyone in site. I even elfed Dino &ndash; My sister&rsquo;s fianc&eacute;&rsquo;s best friend&hellip; Only to found out the elf I chose for him had breasts. Whoops &ndash; sorry about that Dino.<\/div>\n<div style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\">Well it looks like what goes around certainly comes around and Glenn Cameron was nice enough to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elfyourself.com\/?id=1286980089\">elf me<\/a>. Although my aging eyes aren&rsquo;t too good anymore I think the elf he chose for me is androgynous. You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elfyourself.com\/?id=1286980089\">see for yourself<\/a> and make the determination.<\/div>\n<div style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\">&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style=\"MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt\">Have a happy elfing holiday! \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have really stayed away from the elfing phenomenon this last year. Somohow though recently I am a changed man and in the past few weeks I did start elfing everyone in site. I even elfed Dino &ndash; My sister&rsquo;s fianc&eacute;&rsquo;s best friend&hellip; Only to found out the elf I chose for him had breasts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6163"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.tmcnet.com\/blog\/rich-tehrani\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}