This seemed to be timely, albeit sobering (pardon the pun) news, given the season. British researchers have concluded there is no such thing as a hangover cure.

http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5744,17639525%255E1702,00.html

While I respect the conclusions of scientists from a nation that is...shall we say, not renowned for libationary restraint, I plan to eschew the abstinence suggestion and stick with the tried-and-true: two aspirin, a 64-ounce bottle of Gatorade, a bacon, egg and cheese breakfast sandwich, and sleeping past noon.

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