First Coffee for August 26, 2005

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First Coffee for August 26, 2005

By David Sims
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The news as of the first coffee this morning, and the music is Beethoven’s Sonata For Piano and Violin No. 5, op. 24:

Public service request: A reader writes to First CoffeeSM and says “Do you have any info concerning ORASCOM doing business in the US. I know about a the deal with Motorola. Anything else you recall seeing?”

Nothing else First CoffeeSM’s seen, any other readers know anything?

A tip of the coffee pot to Gordon Coburn, named to ICT Group’s Board of Directors. Mr. Coburn will also serve on the Audit Committee of the Board. This appointment increases the size of the Board to six members with four independent directors.

Coburn, 41, is Executive Vice President and Chief Financial Officer of Cognizant Technology Solutions Corporation where he is responsible for global financial planning, accounting, treasury and tax functions as well as information systems and mergers and acquisitions.

Tech consultants Technology Solutions Company has announced a deal with enterprise data management vendors Princeton Softech to deliver “enhanced archiving capabilities” for PeopleSoft Enterprise applications.

As a Princeton Softech alliance partner, TSC will help clients implement database archiving software for managing database growth and maximizing application performance and availability in PeopleSoft environments.

CRM and voice apps vendor FrontRange Solutions, which concentrates on the SME and distributed enterprise markets, reported total revenue for the quarter ended July 31st increased over 10 percent to $21.9 million. Q2 2004 total revenues were $19.9 million.

In addition to an increase in revenue, FrontRange also reported an operating profit of $2.4 million, an increase of 15 percent over the three months ended June 30, 2004.
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The “wilder blog rumors,” as Nick Langley reports, have Google acquiring Skype. First CoffeeSM’s all for wild blog rumors, especially since many of them turn out to not have been so wild after all, but can’t see this happening.

For one thing, why would they? Google doesn’t have anything beyond PC-to-PC calling on the board now, and they seem to have what it takes to offer that without digesting Skype. It seems like they’re more interested in seeing what they can do with Gmail, introducing ideas to extend it to mobile phones.

The upside to all this is that they have Microsoft worried. You’ll remember earlier this year when Bill Gates told Fortune that Google was “more like us than anyone else we have ever competed with,” as Langley recounts.

That’s a double-edged sword. Is Google the new Great Satan? Some more paranoid bloggers think so, but as Langley points out, everything they do it opt-in. Take it or leave it, unlike The Boys In Redmond, who take more of an our-way-or-the-highway approach, and who think you want lots of irrelevant bundled features instead of optimal performance.

First CoffeeSM knows which approach he prefers.

About this whole Lance Armstrong deal: First CoffeeSM really didn’t know there were such petty, vindictive losers in the world.

Granted, it must be tough seeing an American effortlessly whipping your butt – le whippé votre dérriere – in your favorite sporting event year after year after year with all the dreary predictability of Kabuki theater. And how Gaulling when he tests clean for drugs every year while other riders turn up positive.

So now we get some lab claiming some Armstrong sample from six years ago now tests positive for EPO. As Armstrong says, no recognized protocol was followed to retest the sample, there’s no correlating A and B samples to confirm the validity of the test, there’s no credible documentation of the handling of the sample in the intervening years, there’s not even any way to ascertain if the French sporting and sports “journalism” denizens who’ve long hated Armstrong and have been praying for him to fail tests, didn’t simply switch sample labels.

As Armstrong told Larry King, “A guy in a Parisian laboratory opens up your sample, you know, Jean Francois so-and-so, and he tests it – nobody’s there to observe, no protocol was followed – and then you get a call from a newspaper that says ‘We found you to be positive six times for EPO’… The World Anti-Doping Agency has come along and has really governed the world of anti-doping. They have set about a protocol and a code that everybody has to live by. And (the lab) violated the code several times,” including the basic code of anonymity. Armstrong’s right – who’d trust a lab like that?

Oh, right, those who’d trust Marie Reine Le Gougne, the 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics figure skating judge who agreed to fix votes with Russian judges, torpedoing once and for all whatever credibility figure skating had as a sport.

Interestingly, Dick Pound, the overtly anti-American Canadian who heads the World Anti-Doping Agency, and who’s still bitter at being passed over – Pound “wears his anti-Americanism on his sleeve,” according to international sports observer Daniel Bell – as head of the International Olympic Committee, pooh-poohs the importance of a second sample, calling the policy of testing a second sample “a delaying tactic,” and drops thinly-veiled hints that he’d like to believe the charges against Armstrong.

As Armstrong says, Pound’s stance violates his own organization’s policy. Yet of course had it been a Canadian rider so accused you can bet Pound’d be screaming how the fact that there’s no second sample to test and no recognizable protocol or accepted standards were followed invalidates the whole thing.

Of course no fair-minded person takes these accusations seriously, with as many policies and procedures as were broken the results aren’t valid anyway. Yet it’s pig heaven, escargot in the Lance-haters slop trough for those who snuffle around in this sort of trash like le cochon in truffles.

First CoffeeSM doesn’t know if Armstrong used EPO in 1999 or not. His autobiography – Lance’s, not First CoffeeSM’s – says he was prescribed EPO as part of his cancer treatments. But First CoffeeSM does know that this kind of “retesting” of samples without any supervision, accountability or procedure is not the way to find out, it’s only useful as a way to smear Armstrong in the headlines and gain some measure of pathetic revenge over his beating your best riders silly for seven years.

First CoffeeSM also knows that Armstrong’s faced more hostile stupidity than any other six Tour de France riders combined, the “Lance-only” drug tests, the local press gleefully promoting the most brainless, juvenile anti-Americanism, regurgitating previous doping slanders and any sort of rumor you care to name as if it all had just fallen from the lips of Joan of Arc and St. Denis themselves. Armstrong’s handled it all with grace, class and dignity, never stooping to their level, which must be aggravating to the les toads who peddle such crap.

So this is their latest cheap shot – claim he tested positive in such a manner contrived to preclude the possibility of any conclusive validation or refutation of the claim. Because what they really want isn’t the truth, but just to smear this American, to get his name associated with “positive dope test.”

Hey, and let’s go back and retest French Tour winner Bernard Hinault’s old samples, huh? Or how about multiple winner Miguel Indurian? First CoffeeSM notices he was rather nervous about the whole idea of old samples being retested. Why not find out about everyone, French riders included? Why only announce Armstrong’s “results?”

Now the French are shocked, shocked to find doping in the Tour de France. Might it be France’s cycling establishment seeking to distract attention from the last great French racer, Richard Virenque, who was found to have been doping during the Tour in 1998 in the Festina affair?

Bear in mind a long-ago French racing hero, five-time Tour winner Jacques Anquetil, who raced on amphetamines and said “Do they expect us to ride the Tour on mineral water?” He got the Legion dhonneur, Armstrong gets slimed.

First CoffeeSM wonders what depths the Tour de France’s local press will scrape when explaining away how Armstrong won his six other Tours.

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